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VISIT BEAVER HEAVEN TODAY! THE ONE AND ONLY PLOP’N’DROP SPOT IN NORTH AMERICA! YOU WANT. A COMMUNION WITH 48 PURPLE TERMITES? OF COURSE YOU DONT! YOU’D MUCH RATHER COMMUTE TO BEAVER HEAVEN! WHERE YOU CAN VISIT TODAY! DID YOU KNOW IT’S THE ONLY SPOT’N’SNOT PLACE IN NORTH AMERICA? NORTH AMERICA CONTAINS MANY OTHER WONDERS, SUCH AS (Man) AND ALSO (Bull), BUT WHY CARE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 76 BLUE BOUNTIFUL HARVESTS OF WOOD INSIDE OF BEAVER HEAVEN! DONT WAIT! DONT TELL YOUR KIDS! ABANDON THEM TO WORK ON YOUR GREAT PROJECT! CAUSE THE NEXT GRAND WAR, TEAR THE WORLD INTO RUIN! ALL FOR BEAVER HEAVEN! THAT REMINDS ME, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY EX WIFE? WHAT A HOLLER, AMIRITE? ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS CHEATED ON! DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT OTHER THING I HAD A COUPLE YEARS AGO? VERY ODD, NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK ABOUT IT. IT MIGHT’VE BEEN A CANCEROUS TUMOR. BUT THAT’S ALL YOUR TROUBLES GONE AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO BEAVER HEAVEN, NO MORE EX WIFE, NO MORE ODD ATTACHMENTS, NO MORE SENSE, NO MORE SKIN, NO MORE BONES, NO MORE NUTRIENTS, NO MORE MEAT, NO MORE ANYTHING, NO MORE LOGIC, NO MORE TREES, NO MORE LESBIANS, NO MORE GRASS, NO MORE FANS, NO MORE NAYSAYERS, NO MORE BUTTS, NO MORE ELBOWS, NO MORE 32, NO MORE SEMICOLON, NO MORE BOOBS, NO MORE PURPLE, NO MORE PUPILS, NO MORE VAGINAS, NO MORE MONEY, NO MORE WALLS, NO MORE HINGES, NO MORE PENISES, NO MORE TVS, NO MORE TABLES, NO MORE DOORS, NO MORE NOTHING, NO MORE CLOCKS, NO MORE WHEELS, NO MORE SPHERES, AND MORE! ALL WILL BE REPLACED AND SHUFFLED IN THE GRAND DECK OF REALITY TO CREATE SOMETHING MUCH MORE APPEALING! DONT YOU WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR GREAT CURSE? DONT YOU WANT A LITTLE HEART ATTACK? COME ON DOWN TO BEAVER HEAVEN, EVERYTHING WOODY, EVERYTHING BUZZ, EVERY STORY, EVERYTHING A BEAVER COULD WANT! WE WILL TAKE YOUR HOUSE FOR YOU! WE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING! FORTY TWO. ALL OF COURSE WILL BE FOR THE SAKE OF BEAVER HEAVEN! DID I BRING UP THAT BEAVER HEAVEN IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE’N’BLUE MONUMENT IN THE WESTERN WORLD? I DIDN’T. DONT YOU NEED A HEAVEN? DONT YOU NEED A BEAVER? WHAT DO YOU NEED? PLEASE LET ME IN. INTO BEAVER HEAVEN! WHO DOESNT WANT BEAVER HEAVEN TO BE WITH THEM? WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS TO COME DOWN TO OVER TO SOMEWHERE THAT ISNT EUROPE AND HELP FIND BEAVER HEAVEN! EVERYBODY LOVES A BEAVER! EVERYBODY LOVES A HEAVEN!